Author: Kat Lee
Character/Pairing: Dean, Crowley, Sam, Castiel
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DEW: Dean + Some One Who Isn't Sam Or Castiel + Bananas
Word Count: 220
Date Written: 17 August 2018
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Kripke, not the author, and are used without permission.
Dean strode into the bunker, stopped suddenly, and stared at the trio in front of him. “What the Hell did you do?!”
“What?” the King of Hell asked innocently, looking up at him.
“You know damn well what I mean!” Dean gestured to his primate companions. “Turn them back now!”
“If we could turn them back now, do you honestly think they’d still be sitting there like that?!”
“Turn them back, Crowley!” Dean demanded, pulling out his gun. “This isn’t funny!”
The chimpanzees hooted and shook their bananas as though agreeing with him. The one wearing antlers scratched his furry sides. The other one, who wore a pair of white wings, took one look at the gun Dean was lifting, pointed at Crowley, screeched, and threw his hands up over his eyes.
“This has been a long time coming, Cas.”
“What has?” a voice asked from behind him.
Dean paused, his finger on the trigger. He glanced over his shoulder, saw Castiel standing beside Sam in the doorway, and dropped his gun.
Crowley smirked at him. “Who feels like the jackass now?” Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, he thought as he teleported away, to have his Mother turn Dean into a donkey; after all, she seemed to have developed a knack already for turning people into monkeys.