Author: Kat Lee
Character/Pairing: Dean, Castiel, Sam
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DEW: Team Free Will + Bad Vacation
Word Count: 200
Date Written: 29 July 2018
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Kripke, not the author, and are used without permission.
Castiel and Dean moaned, seemingly in unison.
“Worst. Vacation. Ever!” Dean bemoaned.
“It’s what we get for abandoning the fight, I suppose. There are probably lives right now that we should be out there, saving.” Castiel moaned again.
“I’m not going very far away from the john!” Dean exclaimed. “And besides, there are always lives that need saving.”
“It’s not because we took a vacation,” Sam advised them both from safely across the hotel room. “It’s because you two won’t leave food alone that’s bad for you. I thought only Dean would eat a pizza with ten different meats and seven cheeses! But I was wrong.”
“You ate some of it, Sam,” Castiel reminded him.
“One piece. A small piece. I didn’t scarf down half a pie for you two did!”
“Food is wonderful, but -- “ Castiel groaned, covered his mouth, and ran for the bathroom again.
Dean cut eyes at his brother. “Not everybody can live on health food, you nut, and besides, we’re in Chicago! I was not about to miss the pizza pie experience!”
“Maybe not, but you don’t see me running for the toilet, and you won’t.”
“Oh, shut up and go eat a carrot, Rabbit Boy!”