Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Earth Girls Are Easy
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 25 July 2017
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He’s stayed loyally by the pool since they left, remaining even after finally realizing they aren’t coming back. Their home is in outer space, and Woody . . .
Woody’s alone again. Gazing into Bambi’s eyes, he wonders why she can’t be a catwoman instead of just a cat, but if she was, she’d probably wonder why he’s just a surfer dude with nothing much to offer.
That’s why they really aren’t coming back. He stares at the stars and wonders where they are and what he could’ve offered, if they’d given him a chance, a purring cat his only companion every night.