Author: Kat Lee
Character/Pairing: Castiel, Dean
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DEW: Human!Cas + Furniture
Word Count: 269
Date Written: 30 June 2017
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Kripke, not the author, and are used without permission.
Cas sighs and closes his eyes in ecstasy as the material sinks beneath him. He hasn't felt this way since he fell to Earth! He hasn't felt anything so soft and giving since he last slept on a cloud! "I've got to have it!" he groans.
Dean's wide eyes flick toward the salesman. "Cas, get up from there!"
"I've got to have it, Dean!"
"Do you know how much that thing costs?!"
"So? Money is trivial, and you say we have the credit cards for a reason."
"We do, but we have nowhere to put it!"
"I will put it somewhere I can sleep on it every night."
"We never know where we're sleeping!"
"I'm not like you, Dean. I don't sleep around -- "
"Get up! Get up now! He's coming back over here! If you get up now and we ever get to retire or where we've at least got an actual house to put it in, I'll get it for you!"
"I've got to have it!"
"Cas! Get! Up! Now!" Gunfire erupts as the Demonic salesman comes closer, and Castiel finally, reluctantly gets up.
Months later, he again finds himself staring at the same object. "You said you wanted one," Dean says uncomfortably, "so I thought when we were making your own room here in the bunker -- "
"You remembered!" Cas shrills and takes a running leap. He lands in the very center of the bed, feels the cushiony mattress give beneath him, and sighs his ecstasy. "I'm going to call you Cloud," he says, stroking the bed.
Shaking his head, Dean says, "I'll leave you two alone," and promptly shuts the door.