Kat Lee (katleept) wrote,
Kat Lee

No Cheese Needed

Title: No Cheese Needed
Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Golden Girls
Character/Pairing: Blanche/Dorothy
Rating: PG/K+
Challenge/Prompt: femslash100 #536: Separate
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 293
Date Written: 4 March 2017
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.

"What is this?" he asks, looking around them.

Blanche blinks in surprise at her newest beau. "What do you mean? This is mah boudoir. It's rather famous."

"So I've heard," he returns dryly, "but . . . " He frowns. "This can't be right."

"What were you expecting? The mirrors are new," she says, frowning as she tries to figure out what he's looking for.

"But where's Dorothy?" the man finally asks bluntly.

"Excuse me?"

"Surely you don't have two separate rooms?"

"Whoevah said anythin' about Dorothy joinin' us?"

"I just thought . . . I mean . . . It's obvious you two are together."

"Says who?"

"Come on, Blanche. I saw the way you acted with her tonight. The way you made sure she had a date at first and then danced with her when she was lonely. I thought for certain she'd be joining us."

"Do you want Dorothy?!"

"No! No, of course not! But I have to admit the idea of watching you two make love was appealing! I don't mind being the cheese!"

"Th' . . . Th' cheese," Blanche repeats, hardly able to believe her ears. Her face flushes as red as her lingerie. She steps delicately across her floor, but there's nothing delicate about what happens next. The sound of her slap resonates throughout her home. "Leave," she seethes.

"What's going on?" Dorothy asks, entering the room.

"It's about time!"

"Richard was just leavin'." Blanche glowers at the man until he inches from the room. She slams her door shut behind him. "He . . . He wanted to be th' cheese! Would ya believe that?!" Cupping Dorothy's face in her hands and leading her lips to hers, she exclaims, "As if Ah would evah share you with any one!"

The End
Tags: golden girls: blanche/dorothy
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