Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Golden Girls
Character/Pairing: Blanche/Dorothy, Blanche/Men
Rating: Soft R/M
Challenge/Prompt: femslash100 DrabbleTag7: Golden Girls: Blanche/Dorothy - pearls - requested by madampresident
Word Count: 247
Date Written: 18 July, 2016
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.
Dorothy enters Blanche's bedroom, then stops in shock, screeching her name, as she sees the other woman standing naked in nothing but a string of pearls.
"Oh, don't be such a prude, Dorothy!" Blanche exclaims. She turns slowly, examining her reflection from every possible angle. "Just come in and shut the door! We've all seen each othah naked before!"
Dorothy's face is red, but her whole body's hot as she slowly moves into her best friend's bedroom. "Blanche, this isn't right -- " she starts to say but shuts the door any way.
"You gosh darn it ain't right! That's th' third guy this week who's canceled on me! Ah deserve better'n that!" Dorothy doesn't realize she's nodding. "Ah'm far more of a real woman than any of these young things that keep chasin' after mah guys!" She stops turning finally and raises her beautiful head in triumph. "Ah don't see anythin' wrong with me!"
"That's because there is nothing wrong. You're perfection."
Dorothy clamps her mouth shut a second too late, but Blanche's gaze doesn't move from hers. "Really?" she asks, smiling. "Tell me more about me, Dorothy."
"I -- I -- I -- I -- I -- "
Somehow, Blanche's smile manages to boast pride, self confidence, sexuality, patience, and humor all at once. She sashays over and draws Dorothy's hand away from her stuttering mouth. "Ah've got a whole afternoon, shugah. Maybe it's time we try somethin' new, but first, tell me more about me an' how much you want me."